Stupid Drivers

Ok, I'm a pretty tolerant guy in general. But there are some things that annoy me to no end. One of these things is stupid drivers. After looking at all the characteristics of stupid drivers, I've placed them into my top three general annoying driver categories.


#3. Old people who drive really slow. I'm talking like ten under the speed limit. They're usually in a Cadillac, or Oldsmobile, and they're always dressed like they're going somewhere important. It's one thing if you're on a nice pretty country road with fresh air and farms or something, but you not, you're on West Liberty Avenue passing a row of bars and it smells like fart outside. The reason your in a car is to GET SOMEWHERE, so do it.


#2. People who drive Hummers. AHHH. Maybe they have some kind of self esteem issue. I definantly know that you're not patrolling downtown Baghdad or the 38th parallel in Korea and even if you were, your yellow paint job and chrome rims aren't much good for camo. You're on a four lane highway, there aren't any giant boulders in sight, and even if you came up to a boulder, or a large puddle you probably wouldn't have the guts to drive through it.


#1. People who think they have a nice car, and don't. I'm talking about the guys who buy a 1994 Dodge Neon and put one of those god awful amplifying mufflers on the end so they can run around and every one can hear their "big engine". Ok, no. By slapping that god forsaken chrome turd on the back of your Neon, you've done nothing but transform a crappy engine into a loud crappy engine. Get a grip. Look at yourself, YOU'RE IN A DODGE NEON, AND YOU'RE PROUD OF IT!