You're Cold- Put on a Sweater

Ok, so I'm sitting at lunch today, eating my custom made sandwich & chips, looking over toward a table of guys doing... well the same as I am. Just another typical 4th period Thursday on the 6th floor cafeteria. As we all sat, salivating at the mechanically separated meat particles before us, I noticed that nearly all the guys at the table across from me were looking at something in the lunch line. As I turned my head, ever so slightly, to the left in anticipation of a fight, a pile of barf, or something that could so easily captivate the minds of nearly a dozen high school boys simultaneously, I noticed that there was nothing but two girls standing in the line for lunch. There didn't seem to be anything particularly interesting about these girls, until they turned around and I noticed that they were almost naked from the waist up. As I sat there, initially in shock / amazement, then later in disgust, I noticed that the particular emotions running through my head were not shared by my classmates. Perhaps it would be more acceptable if you two were members of a remote poverty stricken tribe in Equatorial Guinea, or stuck on a desert island with a single mold infested T-shirt, but your not: YOU'RE TWO RICH SUBURBAN KIDS AND ITS FREAKING SNOWING OUTSIDE!!! Matthew 5:28 tells me that, "Anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart". So please, don't wear things that make you a walking billboard, especially in school. Besides, you're probably really cold, so put on a sweater!